Not me: Um, yes...I just have a question. A few days ago, my husband and I made an apple pie and when we bit into the filling, we found a very long fingernail in it.
Me: Crickets.
Not me: Do you know of anyone who handles anything like this?
Me: Ummmmmm, no. I don't.
Not me: Oh, you don't handle anything like this?
Me: (laughing, sorta) Um, no. I'm sorry. We don't.
Not me: Ok, thank you.
I bit into a big fucking enchilada yesterday and I think it gave me cellulite...
Do you handle anything like that?
1 comments:
That is so Funny! What a Weird-o. ha
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